Elmo-pocalypse Now

Don't be fooled.....one day all of the Elmo's in the world will rise up and turn our children against us.....I am convinced there is no other explanation as to why children....all children everywhere....express such an open, unconditional love for all Elmo paraphernalia.

One day you will turn around and your Elmo doll will have little red lights blinking where it's eyes to be and in an Austrian accent it will whisper instructions into your child's ear about how to terminate you.