Ginger The Evangelical Healer
Ginger recently had the opportunity to flex her Bible belt muscles for her good friend and cross-continental pen pal Alice Walker...
The scene began placidly as Alice posed for some shots on the couch...
Though she was in an entirely separate room in another part of the house...Ginger's paparazzi "spidey-sense" starting tingling and she knew...instinctively...that a photo opportunity was to be had in the near vicinity...two seconds later....she appeared...ready to steal the scene...
Baby-frolicking ensued...
Then Alice whispered something into Ginger's ear. Something had been troubling young Alice....something deep with her soul...
Alice's story unfolded further...and Ginger cried out at the sheer outrageousness of the tale....it was horrifying and indeed seemed as though some force of great evil had befallen her friend Alice...
Deciding ultimately that Alice's problem could not be solved by "conventional means" she took matters into her own hands and reached across the couch for her friend in need...
Placing her palm on Alice's forehead, Ginger cried out..."Lord....this child is beset by Demons...Dear Lord give my friend Alice the strength to disssssssssssspellllll these Demons...for she is good....and she hath no evil within her proper British soul....Lord I command you!!!.....DEMONS OUT!!!!"
And thus happiness and good was restored to young Alice and she was free of the Demons....and there was much joy...
Amen.
The scene began placidly as Alice posed for some shots on the couch...
Though she was in an entirely separate room in another part of the house...Ginger's paparazzi "spidey-sense" starting tingling and she knew...instinctively...that a photo opportunity was to be had in the near vicinity...two seconds later....she appeared...ready to steal the scene...
Baby-frolicking ensued...
Then Alice whispered something into Ginger's ear. Something had been troubling young Alice....something deep with her soul...
Alice's story unfolded further...and Ginger cried out at the sheer outrageousness of the tale....it was horrifying and indeed seemed as though some force of great evil had befallen her friend Alice...
Deciding ultimately that Alice's problem could not be solved by "conventional means" she took matters into her own hands and reached across the couch for her friend in need...
Placing her palm on Alice's forehead, Ginger cried out..."Lord....this child is beset by Demons...Dear Lord give my friend Alice the strength to disssssssssssspellllll these Demons...for she is good....and she hath no evil within her proper British soul....Lord I command you!!!.....DEMONS OUT!!!!"
And thus happiness and good was restored to young Alice and she was free of the Demons....and there was much joy...
Amen.
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