Rollover

Following in the footsteps of investment retirement accounts, dynamic web navigation tabs, and vaclempt grave-dwelling ancestors...Ginger performed her first "rollover" on Friday morning.

Given that she performed this advanced developmental step so early in life - a day shy of her nine week birthday - Amie and I have decided to revise our earlier predictions about her future accomplishments.

They are as follows:
  • She will finish her combination undergraduate/masters/PhD combo degree in 3 years instead of 4.
  • She will earn her first gold medal as the anchor in the women's 4 x 100-meter relay at the age of 14 instead of 16.
  • She will become the first woman to score a hat trick in a regular NHL game at the age of 15 instead of 17.
We'll let you know if she achieves any other milestones ahead of schedule...which may necessitate further revisions to the plan.

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