What Does Becoming a Parent REALLY Mean?

I have long been ridiculed for my "Chewbacca bandolier" aka "The Geek BatBelt" aka "The blackberry // iPod // leatherman strapped to my belt because I have given up hope of coolness and style in favor of functional efficiency"...and now i have one more piece of technology to weigh me down.

Next up....fanny pack....accompanied by long white socks pulled high to the knee cap with baggy shorts. Oh yes - let it begin.....