IKEA...and Other Stories of Sanborn Baby Adventure...

We smuggled Lucy into IKEA.....again. That Swedish law about no babies in shopping areas really makes it difficult to obtain affordable furniture.

Lucy proving...definitely....that crack is most certainly wack....at any age....

"If I only had the hand-eye-coordination daddy....I would tear this silly hat off my head....and shove it down your throat..."

Lucy knew...instinctively...that someone....somewhere....was breaking Lou Gehrig's record for most hits by a Yankee...

In a show of hip-hop bravado....Lucy grabbed a bottle with one hand and her stuff with the other. Don't hate the player...hate the game daddy...

God help me when Ginger turns 14....I'm just sayin...

"YES!!!!! BRING ME THE VEAL!!!! I MUST HAVE IT!!!! THE VEAL MOMMY!!!! THE VEAL!!!!"